Pussy Patrol

dammed if the Pussy Patrol wasnt at my door this marnin. it was some summer student. them bylaw yokels aint all dumb gitten a poor kid ta take all the flack about their kitty law. i told the lad that if he could find any pussys on my property he better share. he left shakin his head.i got on the horn to hiss honor and i called him everythin but a crimean crankhead boy i said you guys are sure gettin desperate for dough when ya gotta haul out a pussy tax next thing ya know yewl be taxin our poop. i mentioned that ta ol Bert and he said they already do that its called a sewage charge. that Bert should run fer office.Jimmie Stoneboat took a hiatus from wimins undies and left with the missus to go to a pow-pow up at the toolin island should be back in a week or so. good time ta call a poker game since he wont be around ta take our shooonya. the Home is agreein with ol Prat seems he found a nice little ol widow lady ta take up his time now i have to bring 3 DimTims when i visitez i dont mind tho he's just as happy as a nun in a gaybar.the pussy cop was back around seems he fergot his flashlight i coulda said somethin but i didnt.
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