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I told ya Mort dont give ol Blooger a computer no tellin what might happen. Gossip, Rants,Pious Ramblings Politickle Stuff. No good can come of it. Nosiree Bob

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Pussy Patrol

dammed if the Pussy Patrol wasnt at my door this marnin. it was some summer student. them bylaw yokels aint all dumb gitten a poor kid ta take all the flack about their kitty law. i told the lad that if he could find any pussys on my property he better share. he left shakin his head.i got on the horn to hiss honor and i called him everythin but a crimean crankhead boy i said you guys are sure gettin desperate for dough when ya gotta haul out a pussy tax next thing ya know yewl be taxin our poop. i mentioned that ta ol Bert and he said they already do that its called a sewage charge. that Bert should run fer office.Jimmie Stoneboat took a hiatus from wimins undies and left with the missus to go to a pow-pow up at the toolin island should be back in a week or so. good time ta call a poker game since he wont be around ta take our shooonya. the Home is agreein with ol Prat seems he found a nice little ol widow lady ta take up his time now i have to bring 3 DimTims when i visitez i dont mind tho he's just as happy as a nun in a gaybar.the pussy cop was back around seems he fergot his flashlight i coulda said somethin but i didnt.
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Tuesday, August 09, 2005

been real busy

Woooooeeeeeeee its been a time or two since i last hit the Byline. Lets see now, had ta help ol Prat move into a home fer the aged.( he went a bit senile) did some door work over at wallyworld till some smartass caught me havin a fatty on me break.Ol Bert Ticle called me a wussy willow fer takin that senior citizens job.that shot a hole in June ,the month that is. In July my haiphonese buddies got busted fer havin a growup in that nice house i found for them. I found em a good lawyer and they should getoff with time served. Garth Pike over at the Suppositor did a hard hitting op/ed on the drug scene in Hoot town. He oughta know too. Was over ta see Doc Stabber cuz I had this rash on my gentiles. He gave me a shot and told me to come and see him if they felloff.Before that tho he told me that our new medical mansion was in trouble financially and moralewise. Seems the dickhead in charge dont know his ass from a hole in the ground.Hmmmm maybe i should mention it ta Melt Moore hes our local end-dee-pee-er and sexual bonvivant.mentioning sexual reminds me that Agnes is gonna get charched. didnt break my heart cuz me and the Hogg twins have been practicin samesex ya know like I like the missionary position and the gals say they like the same. Well I better git over ta Home and take Prat a Dim Tims.
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