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I told ya Mort dont give ol Blooger a computer no tellin what might happen. Gossip, Rants,Pious Ramblings Politickle Stuff. No good can come of it. Nosiree Bob

Friday, May 20, 2005

Polyticlebelinda

Danged if that ol Melt dint give me the what fer over Belinda. Aw shoot thats polytics Common House style. one thing fer sure shes a lot better lookin than them ugly lookin Liberal bags.no wonder Pall Martoon keeps kissin her. I gotta song I bet ol Pall sings now I'm Lyin Here with Belinda on My Mind. speakin o songs that Jim Bobby has gotta fine one on his blog mind ya he aint no Mick Jagger in the singin department.while i was riled up isays ta Melt howcome them Nduper broads are so ugly they got faces only a mother could love and only with the lights out.ol Melt says he gotta good mind ta report me to Human Rights I said go ahead amigo anything thats got Right in it i like. Anyhoo hes comin over tonight fer some Texass Hold em and general beer pissup.

Any my readers and i dont know how many they are since my counter went ta glory that bin wonderin where i got to otta know that i been holidayin at ma cousins in Cut n Shoot USA.Needed ta get away after Agnes broke ma heart by crossin the street and takin up with that Liberal asshole Porky Bellman. well at least the Hogg twins consoled me mighty fine and mighty often. gotta call from my phongese pals they bought a house outside o town.not gonna have a housewarmin tho its not in their traditions. well i said give me a call if ya need any help with renos i'm pretty good at wirin and plummin.

gotta go have a consolation then git back here fer the poker.
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Thursday, May 05, 2005

Tax an Poly

well thats it tax season is over till next year.ol Blooger prides himself on payin his taxes he also prides himself on payin very little tax. in fact so little that next year i might jest go on welfare fer a bit or i might jest use some o that info i'm gettin from ol Gomery's rascals ta not pay tax at all.

jest herd the other day that the Hoot Town mausoleum is opin again seems some good feller donated a chunk o change to it. looks like i can donate my grandaddys spokeshave to it. tryin ta talk ol Prat inta donatin the worlds first or second coat n coater that he has to them folks. ol Berts gotta single action boogershooter he might be willin ta pony up.

Melt Moore the local nduper and latin lover is lyin low right now since i a joshed him at Dim Tims the other marnin i tolt him that Jackie Boy Latent and Pall Mall Martoon performed the first same sex marriage in the Common House .while on the subject i see where Tony Cement is crownin himself tory candidate here.a real little napoleon him.anyhoo i guess he aint tired yet o gettin his ass kicked he sure believes in turnin them other cheeks.sheest now we are gonna have a guy who dont know a bulls ass from a barn door runnin against a horses ass thats them rural ridings for ya.guess i'll protest vote fer the Confederated Lesbian Alliance Party thats CLAP fer any dumb boogers that didnt know.
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