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I told ya Mort dont give ol Blooger a computer no tellin what might happen. Gossip, Rants,Pious Ramblings Politickle Stuff. No good can come of it. Nosiree Bob

Saturday, April 23, 2005

Lively lively

things are gettin lively in the ol Hoot Town wth more folks lookin ta open up more stores and hotels speakin of which we already got some lowrent rendezvous here,ya know the the kind that rent by the hour. anyhoo i see in the Suppositor that the town fathers want ta licence kitty cats now if they do dat the bylawyer says they will need a shed ta keep the cat felons in not ta mention a bunch o boorowcrats ta collect the money etc. its gonna be a big boondogle jest so some damn official can go chasin pussy on town time. I should apply fer the job cuz i got the experience only thing is i dont need da money

.big rumour around that Dead Bird ina Box is gonna open a sit down bistro over by wally world,i jest might go there and order a nice bottle of bingo ta have with a toblerone. might invite the Hogg twins ta come wth me too.which reminds me that last week i was at their house for some S&M sausage & meatballs. ol Ber tolt me that him and the missus use to practice s&m she'd sleep and he'd manipulate. that manipulate thing reminds me thet i read in the Trawna Globe that Tony Cement of the late Mike Harris govment wants ta git nominated up here hell if he does we are gonna have two dumb sonsabitches ta choose from Cementhead and Peckerhead.ol Melt the local ndooper thinks its real comical i tolt him that Layton buddy o his is gonna stick his nose so far up Martin's backside that everytime Martin farts Laytons eyes will git browner

.well i gotta go cut the weeds in the back forty got them haiphongese folks come in fer a camp out and a scout around the town fer a hydrophonic location.maybe i'll sell em my ol stereophonic ta put in the hydrophonic jayzus i'm gettin the mix ups.

Monday, April 11, 2005

Bloggysphere an such

wot with all da hype about de new horspital i clean fergot ta report the demise of Hoot Towns museum . it looks more like a mausoleum settin back there in the tall timbers up on a big hill no wonder its gone titters i'm jest as in favor of culture as the next guy hell i even bin at the tso in Trawna a time or two but that mausoleum was a complete waste o tax bucks wrong place and wrong building. got a letter from that mp here tellin me what good job him and them Liberals are doin with our money all this adscam stuff goin on and he tells me dat now ya know why he's one dumb sonovabitch i got a good mind ta take a load o manure from Prats farm and dump in front of his office.

well with things quiet aroun here other than fixin up the back forty i bin checkin the bloggysphere sure some real strange stuff out there. i found one thats about small dead animals and its run by a spiffy lookin chic a possible 8 course i read my ol pal Jim Bobbys scribin when he aint too busy fixin them squirrels damn he wont take my suggestion fer the problem tho. found another feller by name of lighting bugs butt i kid ya not thats his moniker.he sure writes some funny stuff. i got into a wee spat there with this here candi gal cus she said old people suck she musta caught her folks doin it . then theres this meatriarchy feller who has some good recipes along with some polyticle insights and outsights .

i guess thats about it Agnes should be back from her ladys red hat society convention on Thursday got her a whole bag o moonpies ta celebrate meanwhile i'm gonna have the boys over fer some texas holdem and general beer pissup .