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I told ya Mort dont give ol Blooger a computer no tellin what might happen. Gossip, Rants,Pious Ramblings Politickle Stuff. No good can come of it. Nosiree Bob

Thursday, March 31, 2005

Horspital visitez

well i got the tour of the new horspital and it is real nice.one half will be fer all the sickuns and the other half fer all the ol folks that aint wanted by their kids. Jimmie was impressed by the healing room dast dere fer his first national folks.ol doc says hes stayin on after gettin a gander at the two surgical sweets Prat tried out one of them beds in the longtime care place and said its too small so hes gonna stay on da farm Agnes liked da new gift shop.the Hogg twins couldnt get over the size of the birthing rooms dont get any ideas there you two ol Melt liked the room where they will put contaminated folks he should he will be dere oneday ol Bert wants his frau ta try out the catscan someday just so he knows what goes on in her head AP liked da morgue and the autohopsy room. ol Bloooger just wanted ta get the hell out of there sick people make him nervous.

i was thinkin after readin the Sun why would them mp idiots wanna go traipsin all over eurup vistin whorehouses when they come from da biggest one in Canada which reminds me that i bought a thousant barrels o oil as a hedge that broker feller tolt me.i best be clearin a spot in the back forty ta store em they will make a different lookin hedge fer sure. speakin o money i got a new vehicle a ram pickum up 440 horses and dat aint hayAggie is gonna love the crew cab wooooooeeee
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Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Blogspot pissheads

well smack ma gob i finally got on this fluckin blogger. wot da hell are them ashholes @ blogspot think their doin. thought i was gonna half ta call El Douche ta hack them retards. look ya idiots if ya cant run sumpthin right then can it an let some other bunch try!! pissed off in HootTown

Monday, March 14, 2005

Ticfull

got home from Aggie's full like a tic. boys o boys that lady can sure cook.well after a full gut and a couple or six bohemians i decided best ta tell Agnes the truth an ya know what she still dont believe me never did could or will understand the female. welll the snow heres meltin away faster than a popcicle on a barbyque so i best get ma snomobeel hung up in the garage soon and get lookin out fer another vehicle maybee one o them Hummers.think i might stop over ta ol Farley Farkuson's auto emporium, da little business on the corner dat deals on the square hooohaaah. i better get ma butt in gear cuz im gonna take the twins ta Rama Lamma Dingdong ta see ol Travis Tritt

.hey that reminds me that i got a invite ta tour the new horspital its gonna be like da wally world openin all over again.i jest got offa da phone with Bert Ticle an he says that Melt Moore ( local nduper and sexual intellectual ) got a column in da Suppositor now hmmmm. ah well the bloogs is where it at and someday them columnists will be deader than a 90 year olds dick.
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Saturday, March 12, 2005

New Bloog

after ma near death experience in Trawna i decide i needed a new look so i got ol Elmo Doucette the puter geek ta fix me up one, photo an all. now no obscene comments . anyhow ol Elmo (we call him El Douche ) scanned the puter and found a buncha viri, spy stuff and a porn pic or two them pics were not porn jest some shots o the Hogg twins i took at the Grey Cup. he tolt me ma os was crap and i said his ol lady wasnt all that bright either then found out os wasnt short fer old sow.well here i is up and runnin again hope ya like the new look.

went lookin fer Bert Ticle at Dim Tims but he wasnt there so i went over ta wally world ta see how Jimmie was doin in the ladies underware .he tells me things been slack there lately well says i dont fret amigo things will pull up once the torist come back and those disgruntled democrats move here.

got talkin to ol Prat too he was buyin some ammo fer his 410 what fer dat says i gonna go huntin them pigs says he aw Prat them pigs has flown back to Ohio by now that yankee sold ya homin pigs. i think he might have a case o nafta with that feller as much as i hate ta say it he might need ta phone dat dumb sonova bitch in Ottywa. lucky me Agnes is havin me over fer cheese n bacon sanwhichs ,borsh and keylime pie cuz she wants ta here how i lost ma car and got ma nose peerced, better think up a good story.
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Big Headache

i wonder what day this is . i stopped at the choke&puke south o town .last thing i remember was meetin up with some folks celebratin the haiphongese new year woke up in a flop house in Trawna 4 days ago no car no money still got ma wallet tho. took me 3 days ta thumb back to Hoot Town.only thing i got ta show for the experience is abunch o skidmarks in ma shorts. gettin too old for this sorta thing.anyway saw a crow or two this marnin and one shithawk so spring is gettin ready ta sprang.ol Gar from the Suppositor fired me fer deriliction o ma column nota problem says i cuz i got a big readership fer ma bloog.jest in case ya think i need a tag day or sumthin i dont i still got a bundle o bucks from ma big lottery win awhile back. gotta go phone Agnes
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